Monday, October 7, 2013

An Open Letter to all the starers in train!

Mr. Starer-in-the-train,

Your conspicuous stare would neither startle me nor can it make my immense, unfathomable eyes look at you. So why don't you keep your  despicable intent staring to your self which could do the whole world considerable benefit when you mind your own business. It irks me most when i had to find out you staring at me like i'm a meat ball that you are trying to crunch off like a hungry dog. And an immediate frenzy feeling creeps into my grey matter that i throw some object in my proximity at you just so it could distract your obnoxious thoughts and relive me of your behavior.

And don't you even dare think that if you clap your hands hard for no reason or play a stupid song on mobile i would turn my gaze towards you! You cheapster! First try to cover your bosoms with a piece of cloth instead of exposing it to the whole wide world. Or rather, you could strip yourself in the public if attention is all you need in the moving train!

I wish you be rewarded with thousand slaps from fat aunties followed by love from women's footwear of all sizes the next time you repeat this act!

Wishing you all failure....


Yours Sincerely,
A-pissed off-girl-in-the-train
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